Hookers Union

On March 14, 2011, in Uncategorized, by Mark Hope

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothel.

When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, “Is this a union house?”
“No,” she replied, “I’m sorry it isn’t.”

“Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?”
“The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,” she answered.

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, “Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules.”

The man asked, “And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?”

“The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.”

“That’s more like it!” the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde.

“I’d like her,” he said.

“I’m sure you would, sir,” said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, “but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she’s next.'”

NOW YOU Know what’s wrong with the AUTO industry, the teachers “union” and why most of our jobs have gone overseas.


One Response to Hookers Union

  1. Lucienne says:

    I frankly knew about a lot of this, but in spite of this, I still assumed it had been useful. Very good job!

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