My Dogs

On September 16, 2010, in Funny But Still Bullshit, Government Bullshit, by Mark Hope

This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, “Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare.” So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can’t speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddy’s are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care.

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My dogs get their first checks Friday.

Sadie & Cooper chillaxing wait for their chizecks

Urban Dictionary: chillaxing

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